Ms. Barbara Lemonade
| Live, Laugh, Love Pink | |
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| Profile | |
| Species | Chihuahua |
| Gender | Female |
| Pronouns | She/her |
| Age | 29(?) years old |
| Birth Date | February 14th, 1980(?) ♒ |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian |
| Height | 5'04" |
| Weight | 106 lbs |
| Occupation | Principal of Lemonade High |
| Theme Song | Hug and Kiss |
| First Appearance | Chapter 2 |
| Latest Appearance | Chapter 4 (mention) |
| Personal | |
| Likes | The Color Pink Wine Angel Food Cake Money |
| Dislikes | "Ugliness" Spending money on "boring" things Being dumped Regulations |
| Relationship Status | Single |
Ms. Lemonade is one of the supporting characters in Pink Panties. She is the eccentric principal of Lemonade High, infamous for her love of all that is girly and her unique face.
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♥ History
Ms. Lemonade founded Lemonade High at some point in 2000, in Fero City, Cattifornia. Apparently, for as long as the school has existed, it has always been a bright pink hot mess.
♥ Plot
On Cathy's first day at the school, she briefly met with Ms. Lemonade before running away in terror. Apparently, later that day, she scolded Dr. Turing for assigning his students roadkill dissection.
♥ Personality
A self-proclaimed visionary for all things feminine and NOT in the throes of a mid-life crisis, Barbara sees herself as an unstoppable force of creativity and innovation. If she’s not living vicariously through her students, you can find her devising all sorts of Enriching ideas for herself…Because doing things for the school would cut into her Franzia budget.
♥ Extra
- Full of plastic surgery, with injections in her face and lips, and massive breast and butt implants.
- Constantly on the prowl for 18-21 year old men, dating them before they inevitably dump her.
- She's on a diet, and so is the school by proxy, forcing the cafeteria to serve only diet foods and whatever vegetation they can cheaply get their hands on. However, every Friday is CHEAT DAY, in which she can eat aaaaaaaaaall the junk food and sweets she loves, and will let the lunch lady serve her normal food (read: cake where a major ingredient is Coca-Cola).
- Loooooooooooves her Franzia, drinks plenty....Explains some of her decisions.