Ms. Laura Ox
| Barking Up The Wrong Tree | |
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| Profile | |
| Species | Afghan Hound |
| Gender | Female |
| Pronouns | She/her |
| Age | 32 years old |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian |
| Height | 5'05" |
| Weight | 115 lbs |
| Occupation | Lemonade High Teacher |
| Subject | Math |
| Theme Song | Apple Kid's Theme |
| First Appearance | Chapter 2 |
| Latest Appearance | Chapter 5 |
| Personal | |
| Likes | Smoking Winning Arguments (Uhhhh) (I think that's it...) |
| Dislikes | "Political correctness" Hippies Obama People bringing up her past |
| Relationship Status | Single |
Ms. Ox is one of the supporting characters in Pink Panties. A former Ox News anchor, being a math teacher hasn't stopped her from barking on about "the liberals", only now she expects you to solve equations. Yay.
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♥ History
Ms. Ox used to be one of the major faces of Ox News back in 1999, being one of their Republican sex kittens (err, puppy) that yells about liberals all day, for the delight of creepy old man viewers. Since 2001, Cathy's mamaw has been watching Ox News religiously, and ever since, Cathy has grown to detest Ms. Ox as "that lady who made Mamaw crazy". Due to a mysterious incident in 2008, Ms. Ox was fired. She then started teaching math at Lemonade High, much to a certain squirrel's dismay.
♥ Plot
Ms. Ox can be briefly seen in Chapter 2, going on about how she believes that secondhand smoke is a "liberal myth". Two days later, in Chapter 5, during her normal lessons, decides to pick on Cathy, gaslighting her when she answers correctly. When called out on it, she proceeds to verbally abuse her before going right back to the one thing she does best; smoking. She then hands out work to everyone in class and does nothing while Cathy chokes to near death on all the smoke. Later that day, Ms. Ox can be seen stepping on a banana peel, expertly placed by Dr. Turing.
♥ Personality
Everyday is a dog day when Ms. Ox is around; mean-spirited, judgmental and all around a drag to be around. It's abundantly clear that her yelling about "THEM LIBERALS" is just her default mood, even when she's off the air, and she's about to make it everyone's problem. Everything is about her and the culture war she insists on fighting even when she's not paid for it anymore, which in practice just means her looking for excuses to continue being comically selfish.
♥ Extra
- She smokes in the classroom because Ms. Lemonade won't let her smoke out in the halls anymore.
- Do not ask her how she got fired. THERE WAS NO DOG BOWL!